We’re still here waiting…wtf
June 2013
can one direction concerts even be classified as concerts literally all they do is roll around on the floor and touch each other
yea oK the basketball uniforms were all fun and games until
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD
Dad is out and all is a-ok :)
Aw thank you
Royal baby will be born in same London hospital as Prince William - private Lindo Wing of St Mary’s Paddington & he will be at the birth.
The birth of William & Kate’s baby will also be announced on news wires, the Palace website and even on TWITTER!
Royal doctors Marcus Setchell & Alan Farthing - whose late fiancé Jill Dando was famously murdered - will deliver William & Kate’s baby.
Informed sources say despite intense speculation William and Kate still do not know their unborn child’s sex and have not asked to know.
A royal aide will take a royal birth bulletin to waiting car outside the hospital. It will be displayed on an easel at Buckingham Palace.
Sources say the palace will only announce the birth of the William@@ Kate’s baby once the Queen has been told.
Palace recognises royal birth is a time of national celebration but has asked for the media to respect William & Kate’s privacy.
Kate will be off royal duties on maternity leave. No engagements have been scheduled until further notice.
Prince William, currently a Search and Rescue Pilot with the RAF plans to take two weeks paternity leave.
To maintain the ‘theatre and tradition’ of the royal birth of a future monarch the announcement will be made in the old fashioned way.
” —Robert Jobson @theroyaleditor (via ilovethebritishroyals)it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
